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PAGE THREE – JANUARY 21 - 27, 2019
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MISCELLANEOUS
Pope Francis Launches “Click to Pray” App
Also: “Confess for Less.”
Karen Pence to Teach at
Christian School That Bans
LGBTQ Employees, Students

She'll teach a course on tolerance.
 
FACTOID
The Metric System is the Standard Everywhere Except Myanmar, Liberia, and the United States
All three backward countries.
 
ART
Forensic Analysis Reveals Da Vinci's Own Edits
Mona Lisa originally had a smile that would “light up a room.”
 
BREAKING NEWS
TRUMP PULLS U.S. OUT OF NATO, DECLARES WAR ON UKRAINE, MONTENEGRO
Denies working for Russia.
FEATURE
Former Michigan Governor John Engler has been forced to resign as President of Michigan State University following comments he made that some victims of former university and U.S.A. gymnastics doctor Lawrence Nasser appeared to be enjoying “the spotlight.” What political party did Engler represent as governor?
  A ) Democratic.
  B ) Republican.
  C ) Whig.
Hint: the Whig party went out of existence centuries ago, and the Democratic Speaker of the House is Nancy Pelosi.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
“McJesus” Sculpture Causes Outrage in Israel
But First Church of Ronald McDonald calls it “awe-inspiring.”

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