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PEOPLE
97-Year-Old Prince Philip Behind Wheel in Auto Accident
Buckingham Palace says he “spun out” and “lost control” of his vehicle while street racing.
Doctors Declare RBG Cancer-Free
She's been cleared to play backup point guard for Washington Wizards.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Oscars May Go Host-Free After Kevin Hart Controversy
If they could also get rid of the acceptance speeches, would be a great show.
 
MEDIA
Fake Washington Post Appears on Newsstands
Identical to Washington Post except with salacious details of Bezos divorce.
TECHNOLOGY
Amazon Makes Vest for Their Warehouse Workers That Tells Robots a Human is Nearby to Avoid Collisions
More sophisticated model will tell robots if human is a union member.
 
SCIENCE
More Scientists Advocate Building Space Elevator
Abandon plans for stairway to heaven.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Nominee Rates Climate Change “Eight or Nine” on a Scale of 10
Rates closure of a coal mine “a 10.”
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Genes Account for 40% of Our Health, Environment 60%
Although you could be hit by a truck at any time.

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