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TECHNOLOGY
Hyundai Reveals Walking Car Concept
For people who have to drive but would rather walk.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: Ocean Warming Accelerating Far More Rapidly Than Thought
You may want to hold off buying that hot tub.
Russian Orthodox Church Leader Warns “Antichrist” Will Control Humans Through Gadgets
“Alexa, destroy the world.”
 
LAW
California Makes It Illegal to
Charge More for Car Insurance
Based on Gender

Rates can only be based on hair color, shoe size, or taste in music.
 
SPORTS
More Stars Turn Down Super Bowl Because of Colin Kaepernick
League relents, offers to let Kaepernick sing national anthem.
CONSUMER NEWS
Costco Selling 27- Pound Tub of Macaroni and Cheese That Lasts 20 Years
For a limited time, buy two, get one free.
 
TRAVEL
Flat Earth Society Schedules 2020 Cruise
“I'm scared to death,” says one.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Study: Smart Male Budgies More Attractive to Females Than Beautiful Male Budgies
Even more attractive: rich male budgies.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
President Dissolves Congress
Declares himself PRESIDENT-FOR-LIFE.

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