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MISCELLANEOUS
10 More Women Accuse Creature From Shape of Water of Sexual Harassment
Creature claims it was consensual.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Latest U.S. Supercomputer Now World's Fastest, Can Make 200 Quadrillion Calculations Per Second
But has only two USB ports.
 
LAW
Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Homophobic Baker
Next up: challenges from homophobic butcher, homophobic candlestick maker.
 
MILESTONES
Saudi Arabia Issues First Driver's Licenses to Women
Who still face beheading if they drive for Uber.
FEATURE
Who Said it?
"They look so innocent. They're not innocent."
A )Gloria Allred of Harvey Weinstein, Charlie Rose, and Morgan Freeman.
B )Robert H. Jackson of Herman Goering, Heinrich Himmler, and Rudolph Hess, at war crimes trials.
C )Donald Trump of toddlers separated from their mothers for trying to enter U.S. illegally.
Hint: if we let them in, they will become drug dealers, rapists and murderers by the time they're 12.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Dennis Rodman Joins Trump-Kim Summit as Rep for Marijuana Cryptocurrency
Representing humankind's best hope for peaceful resolution to a profoundly dangerous decades-old conflict.

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