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PEOPLE
Giuliani: I Don't Respect Stormy Daniels as a Woman Because She's a Porn Star
Adds: but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
 
TRENDS
Surveillance Cameras Proliferating in Many Cities
Provide sense of security to residents who didn't have to write book review of 1984 in high school.
 
BUSINESS
KFC Working on Vegetarian
Fried Chicken

Claims Kentucky Fake Chicken “finger-lickin' good.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Scales Back Restrictions on Toxic Chemicals
Rationale: If you outlaw toxic chemicals only outlaws will have toxic chemicals.
SCIENCE
Study: Animals Have
Conversations With Each
Other All the Time

And guess who they're talking about.
Mars Rover Finds New
Evidence of Life on Mars

But still no sign of nightlife.
Trump First President Since 1941
Not to Have Science Advisor

First to have a Science-Denial advisor.
 
Study: Bees Smart, Sensitive, Can Solve Problems, Make Choices
Have even done their own studies.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
U.S. Suicide Rates Climbing, Including 45,000 in 2016
Mostly Democrats.
Frequent Sexual Activity Can Boost Brain Power in Older Adults
Seen as healthful alternative to micro dosing acid.

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