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ART
Modigliani's “Reclining Nude”
Estimated Auction Price of
$150 Million Sets Record
Experts see strong interest from a number of horny billionaires.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Experts: Robots Will Fight
Wars of Future

Humans can enjoy it all on large-screen TVs in the comfort of their fallout shelters.
Many App Developers Regret
Addictive Waste of Time
Their Apps Have Become

Hope to develop app to make things right.
Researchers Able to Send
Hidden Messages to Siri,
Alexa, Google Assistant

Promises a future where everything is taken care of by total strangers located God-knows-where.
FEATURE
1.6 million, 1.4 million
What is this?
A )Number of U.S. traffic fatalities in 2017, number in first six months of 2018.
B )Number of bad mother-in-law jokes told last year, number so far this year.
C )Number of Americans killed by guns, followed by number killed in all our wars, combined.
Hint: but the gun deaths include suicide, which doesn't really count.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump's Pick to Head CIA, Who Ran Secret Prison Specializing in Sleep Deprivation, Waterboarding, Confinement in Boxes, Was 2nd Choice
Torquemada wasn't available.

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