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PEOPLE
Latest CNN Poll: While Trump's Favorability Still Stuck at 40%, Melania's Hits 57%
Women sympathize, men fantasize.
First Lady Unveils “Be Best” Campaign
It sounds better in Slovenian.
 
BUSINESS
AT&T Paid Michael Cohen's Shell Company $200,000 “To Provide Insights into Understanding New Administration”
Specifically, whom to bribe.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Rolls-Royce Unveils $325,000 SUV
Coming soon: $400,000 Bentley minivan.
SCIENCE
Administration Cancels NASA's Carbon-Monitoring Program
Will rely on citizen carbon monitors.
  Running Robots Enter Final
Stage of Development

Will deliver small packages for Amazon at speeds up to 500 miles per hour.
 
LIFESTYLE
Incels, “Involuntary Celibate” Men, Latest Angry Social Movement
Feel discriminated against just because they're assholes.
 
RELIGION
Mormon Church Ends
Association With Boy Scouts

Catholic Church says it's ready to step right in.

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