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PEOPLE
Japan's Akihito to Become First Emperor to Step Down in 200 Years
Wants to get out before the sex harassment charges begin.
 
BUSINESS
Price of One Bitcoin Hits $10,000
For comparison, that's equal to 10,000 tulips.
Budweiser Sending Barley Seeds
Into Orbit to See if Beer Can Be Brewed in Space

And if international space station has sports bar possibilities.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Google Alters Burger Emoji, Puts Cheese on Top
Unanswered: what moron put it on the bottom.
SCIENCE
Study: Dogs Smarter Than Cats
Cats disagree, call study “fake news.”
Golden Record Sent Into Space Now Available to Public
Just ask for “Chuck Berry and a Bunch of Other Stuff.”
Flat Earth Believer Calls Off Attempt to Prove it With Homemade Rocket Launch
Says it conflicts with his duties as new head of NASA.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Republicans Pass Tax Bill With Last-Minute Handwritten Additions
Final four pages written on an Etch-a-Sketch.

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