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POLITICS
  Alabama Senate Race Too
Close to Call

Depends on how many Roy Moore supporters (above) show up at the polls.
 
LEXICOGRAPHY
Dictionary.com Picks “Complicity” as Word of Year
Says next year's word will be “accessory.”
 
FACTOID
World Produces More Than 3.5 Million Tons of Garbage a Day
Not including GOP tax plan.
 
TRAVEL
Glitch Leaves Thousands of
American Airlines Flights
Without Pilots

As compensation, passengers eligible for two free drinks on all pilotless flights.
ANALYSIS
As GOP Tax Bill Heads to Oval Office, Trump Has Several Options for Signing Statement:
1 )Just a shame Pocahontas voted against it.
2 )Too bad NFL players still taking a knee, we should be giving them a knee in the you-know-what.
3 )Great victory for America, another loss for Hillary. Lock her up, already!
4 )Now let's help our weak ally who can't even take out Muslims who attacked crippled Dutch boy.
5 )Even little Marco raised his tiny hand to vote for it.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Barbie Officially Comes Out for LGBTQ Community
Barbie's Gender Neutral Restrooms sold separately.

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