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PEOPLE
Anthony Wiener May Run for NY Mayor
Already enjoys huge fan base on Twitter.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
“Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” Hits No. 1 on UK Pop Charts Following Thatcher's Death
Remaining Munchkins grateful for whatever royalties her passing brings.
 
BUSINESS
Markets Higher on Increased
Chinese Consumer Demand for
Imported Goods

They're beginning to buy some of the stuff made in our sweatshops.
In Sluggish Economy, Some Job Opportunities Exist
For expert sign-spinners.
New Kool-Aid Man Unveiled
Spiffed up character comes decades after drinking Kool-Aid became a metaphor for blindly following orders to commit mass suicide.
SCIENCE
Texas Congressman Cites Noah's Ark As Evidence Against Climate Change
Also as evidence against same-sex marriage.
Hurricane Forecast Warns 2013
Could Be Worse Than 2012

2014 worse than 2013, 2015 worse than 2014.
 
Scientists Think They've Found Missing Link
“Looks like Cheetah and Tarzan had a baby!”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Taco Bell Announces It's Switching to Healthier Menu, But Not Until 2020
By which time most current customers will be dead.
White House Approves Dramatically Raising Allowable Levels of Radioactivity in Drinking Water
Something to talk about tomorrow at the water cooler.

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