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MISCELLANEOUS
John Wilkes Booth Bobbleheads Pulled From Gettysburg Gift Shop
You can still order Eggs Benedict Arnold in the coffee shop.
Richard Nixon's Love Letters to Pat On Display at Nixon Library
Although heavily redacted.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Computer Entered in Crossword
Puzzle Tournament

If they become proficient, computers could someday relieve humans of having to perform this compulsive, time-wasting task.
Theory: Internet Flame Wars
Actually Good for Society

When you consider most of these people would otherwise be marching down Main Street in Nazi uniforms.
 
PUBLISHING
Encyclopaedia Britannica to Cease Publishing Print Edition
But you can still purchase online version and print it out.
POLITICS
Santorum Says He'll Ban All Hardcore Porn if Elected
If not elected, he'll probably rent one or two.
Romney Describes Contests He Lost in Mississippi, Alabama as “Away Games”
“Hard to win on the other fellow's squash court,” he adds.
In Illinois, Gingrich Says He Loves Animals
But abandoned three dogs when they got old, sick, and he'd found younger, friskier dogs.
 
TRAVEL
Americans World's Worst
Tourists, in Poll of Travelers

In poll of pickpockets, however, we're the best.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Pope Benedict Gets His Own Cologne
It's called “Infallible.”

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