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PEOPLE
Unlikely Superstar Susan Boyle Holding Up So Far Against Media Attention
She's already fired two publicists.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Octomom Signs Deal for Reality Show
“Fourteen is Enough” debuts this fall on Spike.
 
BUSINESS
Fed Finds Faint Signs of Hope
Slight uptick in window shopping.
Mattel Stock Up 15%
On sales of Breadline Barbie.
Group Shows Interest in Buying Saturn Brand From GM
But wants to haggle over price.
SCIENCE
Researchers Create Quantum
Computer Which Works Best
When Off

Discovery made while researchers on vacation.
Egypt to Search Three Possible
Sites for Tomb of Cleopatra

Two of them in Hollywood.
 
NASA Unveils Patch of Sky Being Studied for Signs of Earth-Like Planets
Earth resides in patch of sky being studied for signs of G?l!p@q-like planets.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
1 in 5 U.S. 4-Year-Olds Obese
Did somebody say McDonald's?
Survey Suggests Poor Team Spirit at Work Causes Increased Depression
Another cause: having to fill out surveys about team spirit at work.

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