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PEOPLE
Charles Barkley Might Run for Governor of Alabama in 2014
Hopes to finance effort with future gambling winnings.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
“American Idol” Adds Fourth Judge
Pending Senate confirmation.
 
INTERNET
Google Unveils Browser That's Faster, Sleeker Than Microsoft's
Microsoft moves several battalions closer to Google headquarters.
 
BUSINESS
Unemployment Soars
Part of employers' new “surge” strategy.
Housing Starts Down Again
This time experts blame incompetence.
SCIENCE
Scientists Ascertain Why Babies' First Words “Mama” and “Papa”
Follow the money, says one.
Research Concludes Genes
Determine if Men Will
Be Monogamous

Study sponsored by National Philanderers Association.
 
Giant Spiders Not Related to Global Warming
Bad public art is.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Thinking Leads to More
Eating Than Does Resting

Public urged to rest more, think less.
Report: Psychiatrists Shifting From Psychotherapy to Pills
Recommending that their patients do the same.

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