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TECHNOLOGY
Apple Drops $1000 iPhone “I Am Rich” App
Blames credit crunch, high price of gas.
New Internet Security Flaw Allows Hackers to Intercept E-Mails
Could enable them to order cheap meds intended for you.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Baby Boomers Less Happy Than Older, Younger Generations
They're depressed about being called Baby Boomers.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Poll: 7 in 10 Trying to Reduce
Carbon Footprint

By wearing spike heels.
 
SPORTS
Brett Favre Signed by Jets
And AARP.
FEATURE
Now that bin Laden's driver has been convicted by the military tribunal of war crimes, we can look forward to the higher-ups going on trial. Next up:
  A ) Bin Laden's astrologer
  B ) Bin Laden's personal trainer
  C ) Bin Laden's wedding planner
Hint: secret evidence is said to include Bride Magazine.
 
TRAVEL
Survey: Public Divided on In-Flight Cellphone Use
Half intensely dislike prospect of listening to other passengers' phone calls, half utterly hate idea.
Disneyland Tickets Raised
Another $4

In lieu of switching over to euro.

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