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MISCELLANEOUS
  Locals Celebrate Record Catfish
Caught near Three Mile Island.
 
LAW
Bush, Mukasey Invoke Separation of Powers in Rejecting Congressional Subpoenas in Valerie Plame Case
Specifically, separation of Congress from power.
 
RELIGION
Survey: 21% of Atheists
Believe in God, 10% Pray

One out of four atheists not sure what “atheist” means.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders

defense expert n. any military analyst in the media who has been so consistently wrong about Iraq for so long that other qualified media experts have accepted the analyst as a colleague.
FEATURE
Senator John McCain called General David Petraeus “a great general.” Former Chief of Central Command, Admiral William Fallon called him “an ass-kissing little chickenshit.” Who's right?
  A ) McCain
  B ) Fallon
  C ) Neither
  D ) Both
Hint: Adm. Fallon was forced to retire for opposing administration plans to bomb Iran; Gen. Petraeus defended Bush's conduct of the war at Congressional hearings and has been appointed new CentCom Chief.
 
POLLS
10% Approve of Bush Economic Policy
Margin of error: 10%.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Protection Restored for Gray Wolves
Little Red Riding Hood says she'll appeal.

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