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PAGE THREE – OCTOBER 8 -14, 2007
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MISCELLANEOUS
Craig Case Restroom To Get Extended Dividers Between Stalls
Built by same company building border fence.
Poll: Most American Kids Think We Fought Alongside Germany in WWII
Some even think we once sided with Saddam Hussein, Taliban.
Researchers Claim Men With Deep Voices Have More Children
World could soon face shortage of tenors.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Dunkin' Donuts Recalls Glow Sticks Due to Health Hazard
Glow Stick recalls Dunkin' Donuts for same reason.
 
SPORTS
Baseball Playoffs Begin
Fans of National Pastime stuff themselves with fat, sugar and alcohol while cheering drugged egomaniacs swinging corked bats carved from precious wood taken from ever-dwindling forests.
FEATURE
The FBI is investigating the conduct of the security contractor, Blackwater, in Iraq. Providing security for the FBI investigators while in Iraq is:
  A )  the U.S. Marine Corp.
  B )  the CIA.
  C )  Blackwater.
Hint: do you really need a hint to get this right?

State-of-the-art surveillance cameras and radar being installed along the $8 billion-dollar border fence south of Tucson are having difficulty distinguishing people and vehicles from:
  A )  radio interference and moisture
  B )  extraterrestrial beings and UFOs
  C )  cows and bushes
Hint: Mo-o-o-o-o!

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