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PEOPLE
Gen. Pace: Homosexuality Immoral, “Counter to God's Law”
“Not that there's anything wrong with that.”
 
MEDIA
Rather Sues CBS for $70 Million
Claims there's a hole in his golden parachute.
 
BUSINESS
Canadian Loonie Worth Just as
Much as American Dollar

American loonies just as loony as Canadian loonies.
Microsoft Offers Windows XP for Consumers Dissatisfied With Vista
Offers Windows 98 for consumers dissatisfied with XP.
Solar-Powered Electric Car Offers Great Mileage
And the best heater in its class.
SCIENCE
Bad News: Wives Who Keep
Silent in Marital Disputes
More Prone to Heart Disease,
Other Fatal Ailments

Good news: your wife will live forever.
Study: Secondhand Smoke in
Irish Pubs Damages Accordions

Ireland reconsiders pub smoking ban.
 
HIGH TECH
Rocket-Powered Nano Air Vehicles Unveiled by Lockheed
Tiny guided drones (shown) would fly up enemy's nose, explode.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Despite Increased Awareness,
Americans Still Getting Fatter

Spending more time reading about exercising, less time exercising.
Study: Men Now Happier Than Women
Men who are happier for longer than four hours should consult a doctor.

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