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 REPORT: SADDAM
OFFERED TO GO INTO EXILE FOR $1 BILLION
Bush said, “We could give him a
billion, but it would be wrong.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Musharraf Files for
Re-Election
He's running as the candidate of the
Military Dictatorship Party. |
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Poll: 71% of Iraqis Would Feel
Safer if U.S. Military Left
89% would feel safer if they could leave with them. |
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| EDUCATION |
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American Kids' Math Scores Up
High-paying jobs await them in India. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Another
Embarrassing Phone Call
for Giuliani
While addressing group of
Christian
fundamentalists, his
first wife calls. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Senate Passes Non-Binding
Legislation Calling For 3 Separate
Regions in Iraq
Each with its own civil war. |
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Report: Murder, Assaults at
All-Time High
Concludes we're living in “golden age” of
violent crime. |
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| REMINDER |
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Speak loudly and carry a big bankroll. |
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Congressman Complains “There Are Too
Many Mosques in This Country”
Rep. Peter King (R-NY) says he meant to
say “mosquitoes” but “it
came out wrong.” |
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Congressional Budget Office:
Staying in Iraq Will Cost $25 Billion a
Year
That's only $83.33 per year per person,
nothing compared to what we spend on
ringtones. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Santa’s North Pole Toy Factory
Suffers Double Whammy Ahead
Of Holiday Rush
Huge toy recall, global warming. |
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