Ironic Times

 NO. 237 “Expect the Ironic” MAR 28 - APR 3, 2005 

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CAMILLA CAN BECOME QUEEN, SAYS BRITISH LAWMAKER
“Over my dead body,” says current Queen.
 
WORLD NEWS
Gas Prices Hit Record Highs,
More Hikes Predicted

U.S. weighs “bringing democracy” to Venezuela.
Many Fear Rise of Theocracies
Ruled by Religious Zealots

Iran, United States top list.
 
THE WAR
Halliburton Overcharged Pentagon $108 Million
Even charged for cost of bidding on no-bid contract.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Easter Pageant in Canton, Ohio Draws Record Crowds
Thousands of worshippers attend event at West Side Baptist Church.
U. S. NEWS
Citizens Outraged As Votes
For One Candidate Counted
For Different One

Anger forces revote on “American Idol.”
Congress Passes Bill to Reinsert
Dead Woman's Feeding Tube

Rejects bill to send food to millions starving in Africa.
Army Raises Enlistment Age to 39
Height, weight, IQ requirements next to go.
 
REMINDER
   Behind every great man there's a
   great publicist.
 
CIA Director Goss Calls Water
Boarding “Professional
Interrogation” Technique

And the rack a “useful fitness device.”
EPA's “BioWatch” Program Criticized
Bioweapon Attack Alert could be triggered by implementation of Clear Skies Act.
Lawmakers Working Hard
Over Recess

Visiting Bermuda, Tahiti, Cancun on fact-finding missions.
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