Ironic Times

 NO. 195 "Expect the Ironic" JUNE 7 - 13, 2004  

May 31
June 14
 
BUSH ADMITS HE MADE A MISTAKE
“The Sosa trade was a disaster,” he confesses in revealing interview.
 
WORLD NEWS
Crowds Line Up Outside Brahimiís Office in Baghdad
First twenty-six on line at midnight, June 30th will form new Iraqi parliament.
Supreme Iranian Leader Calls
Bush “Shameless Liar”

But looks forward to working with him on regional issues.
Pakistan Tests Nuclear Missile
PR stunt kicks off Pakistan's new "Buy One, Get One Free" sales promotion.
 
POLITICS
David Duke Out Of Jail and Campaigning For Congress
He's running as a “compassionate white supremacist.”
U. S. NEWS
248,000 New Jobs Last Month
Most of them in the adult film industry
Ashcroft's Terror Warning Surprised Dept. of Homeland Security
Agency “was not aware” of the President's falling poll numbers.
72% Oppose Same-Sex Marriage
Same percentage hates Broadway show tunes, Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand.
 
REMINDER
   You can never be too filthy rich or
   too frighteningly thin.
 
GOP Used Call Centers in India
To Raise Funds for Election

But operators have difficulty with words like "pharmaceutical."
Bush, Cheney Resign
Cite personal reasons.
 
HEALTH
Smog Linked to DNA Mutations
Americans urged to stay indoors, watch TV.
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