Ironic Times

 NO. 178 "Expect the Ironic" FEBRUARY 9 - 15, 2004 

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  WHERE YOUR TAX DOLLARS GO
Here's how the President's proposed $2.4 trillion budget breaks down:
 
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraqi Constitution Taking Shape
Government would have three branches: Religious Enforcement, Oil Contracts, and Public Relations.
In Five-Hour Speech, Castro Says Cuba Ready to Repel U.S. Invasion
He will personally bore invaders to death.
 
INTERNET
Janet Jackson Boob Search Sets Internet Record
Most searches are from citizens who want to be outraged.
U. S. NEWS
Latest Ricin Scare Has
Lawmakers Considering Not
Taking Any More Mail

Constituents could still contact them at fundraisers or through lobbyists.
Employment Down,
Unemployment Down

Sign of shift to more feudal society, say experts.
Nomination Fight Long and Exhausting
But it can result in an Oscar.
CBS Uses Tape-Delay at Grammys
To Delete Offensive Material

Will employ same system at next State of the Union address.
 
SPACE
More Startling Pictures From Mars
Latest images contain some surprises.
 
REMINDER
   The youth of today is the immature
   adult of tomorrow.
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