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Princess
Stephanie of Monaco Weds
Circus Acrobat
Acrobat's family
gives its grudging
approval. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Los Angeles City Council Bans
Strippers From Lap Dancing
But, say club owners, nothing on
the books to keep lap dancers from
stripping. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Porsche's First SUV Sells for $96,000
Comfortably seats a family of six at
speeds approaching 200 mph. |
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McDonald's to Offer
Adult Happy Meal
Consists of oysters, a fifth of vodka,
and a colorful condom. |
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Toyota
Introduces Car That Parks
Itself
Circles block, finds
space, puts change in
meter. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Drinking Wine May Help
Women Conceive
Flowers and candy not nearly as
effective. |
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Grumpy People Get More Colds,
Flu Than Others
Based on study of 50,000 grumpy
people. |
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British Europe's Worst
Binge Drinkers, Says Study
Also Europe's best binge drinkers,
says different study. |
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Study: Talking on Cellphone
Leads to Senility
At which point you forget
where you put the damn
thing. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Researchers Find
Monkeys Have Sense of Fair Play
Explains six-month strike by lab chimps. |
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Venus May Have Been Habitable
For Billions of Years
But relaxed environmental laws led to its demise. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Overfishing of Beluga
Sturgeon Could Mean No More Caviar
Matter given “highest priority”
by world’s wealthiest scientists. |
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