Ironic Times

 NO. 158 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 22 - 28, 2003 

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BUSH: NO PROOF SADDAM PLAYED ROLE IN 9/11
Can't understand why anyone would think that.
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Finds Iraq's Nuclear Weapons
In North Korea.
Trans-Australian Rail Link Completed
Will connect kangaroos in north with koalas in south.
 
BUSINESS
Forbes 400 Ten Percent
Richer This Year

In a conference call, they thank President Bush.
 
LAW
  Botox Cases Allowed to Proceed
Judge says he's seen enough evidence.
U. S. NEWS
Congressional Budget Office: Only Half of Money for War Accounted For
White House promises to save receipts “from now on.”
Senate Rejects New Media
Ownership Rules

But considers buyout offer from Viacom.
Constitution, Bill of Rights in New
Display in Nation's Capital

First stop on Farewell Tour.
 
REMINDER
  We were only in Vietnam for about
  a decade.
 
Survey: Less Than Half of U.S. Workers Satisfied With Their Jobs
But would be satisfied with your job.
Cheney Insists We'll Find
WMDs, Al Qaeda Link in Iraq

May require one more term in office, however.
Seattle Voters Defeat Espresso Tax
Opponents energized, supporters never got out of bed.
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