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PEOPLE
Jeb Bush Looks Ahead to 2012
Has eyes on White House, following four years of his brother and eight years of Al Sharpton.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Oscars: Losers Honored to
Be Nominated

Winners embarrassed to be seen with losers.
TV: Monica Lewinsky to Host
Her Own Reality Show

She'll emcee “Blow Job,” where, according to the producer, “powerful older men receive oral sex from younger women who work for them.”
Unscripted Shows Eliminate
Need for Fiction Writers

Many forced to work in news.
 
POLITICS
Republican National Committee Has Four Times as Much Money as Dems
Plans media ad blitz in '04 elections to
"shock and awe" voters.
 
BUSINESS
China's $2.4 Million Tobacco
Purchase Helps Kentucky
With Its Surplus Problem

Helps China with its overpopulation problem.
SCIENCE
SETI Project Identifies 150 "Possibly Intelligent Signals" From Outer Space
More than from Earth.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Buffalo State Study: Most Tend to Underestimate Partner's Sex History
Those who underestimated the most were the happiest.
Study: One Drink a Day Cuts
Risk of Dementia, Two or
More Increases Risk

But who's counting?
 
HIGH TECH
Survey: Computer Virus Writers
Most Likely to be Young, Male,
Lack Female Companionship

Least likely to be elderly, female, with many gentlemen callers.
"Internet 2" 300,000 Times Faster Than Current Internet
Promises 300,000 times more spam.
 
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