Ironic Times

 NO. 104 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 9 - 15, 2002 

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Sept 16
CONTROVERSIAL STAINED GLASS WINDOW REMOVED FROM NEW L.A. CATHEDRAL
Headed for "another diocese in another state," says spokesperson.
 
WORLD NEWS
Afghanistan's Karzai Survives Assassination Attempt As Warlords Renew Fighting
Signals a return to normalcy, say experts.
Canadian Senate Panel Recommends
Legalizing Marijuana

Decision reached amicably behind closed doors in smoke-filled room.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
New Official Map of U.S. Released
More accurate, up-to-date.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Phones World Leaders
About Iraq

Leaves message that U.S. will go it alone.
White House: Timing of Iraq
Crisis Not Meant to Distract
From Corporate Scandals

Meant to influence mid-term elections.
Congress Approves Guns in Cockpits
Move toasted by airline pilots.
 
 
REMINDER
  School is, like, open.
 
Bush, in Pre-Emptive Strike,
Punches Sen. Daschle

Claims he has evidence Daschle was going to hit him.
Nationwide Poll: Only 51%
Satisfied With Jobs

Other 49% have been reported to their employers.
 
POLITICS
Approaching Mid-Term Elections Crucial for Both Parties
Winners get power, money, sex; losers get zip, diddly, nada.
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