Ironic Times

 NO. 72 "Expect the Ironic" JAN. 28 - FEB. 3, 2002 

Jan 21
Feb 4
 
YVES SAINT LAURENT ACCUSED OF SHREDDING
Designer blames his accountant.
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Denies Blame for Bugged Plane
Delivered to Chinese President

Listening devices standard in "luxury option package."
U.S. Treasury Secretary Tells Japan To Fix Their Economy
Japanese leaders express appreciation, saying idea "never occurred to us."
 
ODDS AND ENDS
Bush Signs "Meaningless" Legislation
Renders everything meaningless.
U. S. NEWS
Torture Suggested as Acceptable
Way to Elicit Information

Could get some straight answers from Enron execs.
U.S. Pledges $300 Million in
Aid to Afghanistan

Amount includes $290 million already delivered in unexploded bombs.
 
  REMINDER
       Never say whenever.
 
Consumers Still Looking for Sign
Economy Will Improve

Sex scandal in the White House would help.
Enron Selling Off Assets in Bankruptcy
Offers huge discount for corporate slogan, "Vision & Values."
 
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