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|10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW
ABOUT OSAMA BIN LADEN
His radical beliefs in college earned him
the nickname Loony bin Laden.
Osama is 6'5" and briefly played
backup small forward for the Albany
Patroons of the Continental Basketball
The family fortune was made in recycling.
They were known as the Recycling bin
Osama's a terrible poker player and owes
Taliban leader Mohammed Omar more than
ten million dollars.
From 1979-1982 bin Laden played Bozo the
Clown on Bozo's Circus, WGN-TV in
6. Bin Laden was
once married to actress Inger Stevens.
Osama has six toes on each foot.
The 39th of 51 children, Osama suffered
from the fact that his father could not
remember his name.
He suffered even more from the fact that
his mother could not remember his name.
During his jaded period as a
rich playboy, he was known as Osama
bin there, done that Laden.