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ENTERTAINMENT
“That's My Bush” Cancelled by Comedy Central
Replaced by 24-hour White House security camera.
TV: “Family Hour” Raunchier
Than Ever

And still ratings decline, lament networks.
“Clinton Comes to Harlem”
Pic in the Works

High-concept script will play on “fish out of water” theme; Jim Carrey interested.
 
BUSINESS
Midsize SUV's Score Poorly on
5 mph Crash Tests by Highway
Safety Institute.

But get top rating on tests by Body Shop Owners Hawaiian Vacation Society.
Stealth Cars Introduced
Sleek sedans “virtually invisible” to police.
SCIENCE
New Advances Could Lead to
Return of Horse and Buggy

Research is producing horses with greater endurance, fewer emissions.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Energy Plan Allows Drilling in Wildlife Refuge, Other Sites
Kennedy compound, Streisand estate, Redford ranch also on list.
Monarch Butterflies Attack Genetic Corn Lab
Several employees injured, none seriously.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Drugs Used to Treat Health Problems Now Cause Most Health Problems
Fortunately, there are drugs to treat them.
Bush Shapes Compromise
Patients' Bill of Rights

Patients won't get rights, but will get bill.
New Infant Formula Will Better
Mimic Breast Milk

Container, however, banned in some states.

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