Ironic Times

NO. 43 "Expect the Ironic" JULY 9 - 15, 2001

July 2
July 16
BUSH NAMES NEW FBI DIRECTOR
Praises Mueller for “never spying for the Russians.”
WORLD NEWS
Powell Working on Framework
For Mideast Peace

Involves drilling for oil in the West Bank.
Mexico's President Marries
His Press Secretary

Woman who speaks for Fox will now be telling him what to say.
Soviet Economy Collapsed Due to
Overspending on U.S. Spies

Stasi files reveal nothing left to run country after payouts to Americans.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Europe: Anti-Missile Shield Must Protect Three Tenors
Will oppose any system that doesn't.
U. S. NEWS
Rebates Headed for U.S. Taxpayers
Not only to super rich, but also to very rich, quite rich, and simply rich.
Dispute Between FBI, Justice Dept. on Crime Statistics Turns Violent
29 injured in brawl.
John Kerry Mulls Slogans for Presidential Bid
Top choice: “Not the Kerry who committed atrocities in Vietnam.”
You May Have Won $34 Million!!!
Publishers Clearing House settles deceptive
practices suit!! Odds of actually collecting 1 in 2,473,109.
 
  REMINDER
  Everyone's out to get you.
 
FRINGE
It's “Loony Bin Days” in
Staid New England Town

Every summer, the conservative and deeply religious village of East Winthorp, Mass. rounds up all the “kooks, crazies, and subversives” and throws them in a mental institution.
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