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PAGE THREE - MAY 14 - 20, 2001
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SCIENCE
NEW EVIDENCE OF EARLY EXTRA- TERRESTRIAL VISITS
Alien beings left signs of having a “puckish sense of humor.”
PEOPLE
Salma Hayek, Julia Roberts,
Jennifer Lopez

Hugh Grant, Russell Crowe, Johnny Depp.
 
PUBLISHING
Newsweek Announces Annual
Swimsuit Edition

“Making of Newsweek's Swimsuit
Edition” to be shown on PBS.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
DISAPPOINTED
Scientists were disappointed again when another test of a non-flammable flag material failed.
 
WOMEN
You Can't Live With 'Em
Can't live without 'em.
Caught in the act: Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock, and Kofi Annan sharing a phone booth on the Goodyear blimp.
Overheard at the super market: Alan Greenspan, Newt Gingrich, and Ethel Kennedy are Wiccans.
My spies say: Nothing new.
What's wrong with this picture: Jackie Chan, Ed McMahon, Susan Sarandon, and former Defense Secretary Robert McNamara tossing 100-pound sacks of coffee beans onto a loading dock in Philadelphia.
New Two You:
Britney Spears and Vladimir Putin.

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