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 RFK Jr: Blacks
Have Greater Tolerance for Pain
“Just like bears,” he explains. |
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| MEDIA |
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Trump Wants 60 Minutes,
CBS “Terminated”
Also wants “Shark Week” expanded
to “Shark Month.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Wall Street Journal: Fearing
Tariffs, Gold Dealers Fly Gold
Bars Back From Europe
Once here they'll use them to
purchase avocados, tomatoes,
onions. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Report: Tesla's
Cybertruck Deadlier Than Notorious
Ford Pinto
An unlikely, but possible disaster scenario
would involve a Cybertruck rear-ending a
Ford Pinto. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Study: Most
Europeans Had Dark Skin Until
Less Than 3,000 Years Ago
Change blamed on gentrification. |
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 First-Ever
Video Captures Rarely Seen
Humpback Anglerfish
Deep-sea creature survives with
no defense, other than to look
like the meanest motherfucking
fish in the ocean. |
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 Study: Bonobos
Can Tell When They Know Something
You Don't
Concludes humans should never
enter into a contract with
bonobos. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Scientists Say Ozempic
Can Also Curb Drinking
“I went from fat drunk to skinny
teetotaler!” says one
flabbergasted researcher. |
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