| PEOPLE |
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 Musk Publicizes
Names of Federal Employees He
Wants Fired
Trump thrilled, until he sees
his own name. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 New Film
Documents Wealthy “Biohacker”
Trying Every Health Regimen Possible
to Live Forever
Except looking both ways before crossing. |
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| MEDIA |
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Report: PTSD Found in 144
of 144 Facebook Moderators
Forced to view sadism, perversion,
pornography, plus countless pet
videos, virtually everyone snaps. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Plastics Industry Fights
Back to Repair Image
“If God didn't want us to have
plastic, He wouldn't have given
us petroleum.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Researchers Find Ants Can
Solve Puzzles Faster Than
Humans
Like how to access the contents of
a jar of honey. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Growing Interest in
Geoengineering to Intentionally
Alter Earth's Climate
Mainly by power-hungry megalomaniacs
living in mountaintop fortresses
protected by private armies. |
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Climate Activists Fear Trump
Will Dismantle Environmental
Laws, Programs
And make America grey again. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Surgeon General Calls for
Cancer Warnings on
Alcoholic Beverages
And verbal warnings from bartenders,
ballpark vendors. |
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Study: Eating Food After
Expiration Date Could
Shorten One's Lifespan
So eat all your bacon, candy and
ice cream immediately. |
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