| POLITICS |
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 Trump Names
Pam Bondi as Attorney General
“'Wham Bam Thank You Pam Blondie'
I like to call her,” adds Trump. |
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 Former New
York Congressman Anthony Weiner
Mulling Comeback
Sees voters more welcoming to
sexual deviants. |
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| MEDIA |
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Report: Musk Thinking
of Buying MSNBC
Says he'd keep Rachel Maddow,
Lawrence O'Donnell, Al Sharpton
and anyone else who agrees to
promote MAGA and its policies. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Trump Threatens 25% Tariff
on Goods From Mexico, Canada
Prompts rush on Canadian bacon,
Mexican jumping beans. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Trump Guitar Prompts
“Cease- and-Desist”
Order From Gibson
Similar order threatened by Steinway
if a Trump Grand Piano becomes reality. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Coming: Swarms
of Cyber Cockroaches Manufactured by Robots
If you believe all the rosy scenarios. |
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 Drones, AI
Reveal Many More Ancient Geoglyphs
Turns out planet's surface reads
like a graphic novel. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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RFK Jr Pledges to Look Into
America's “Infertility Crisis”
“Fluoride, vaccines, toxic feminism,
free porn, the whole disgusting
ball of wax,” he promises. |
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