| PEOPLE |
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 Matt Gaetz
Follows Other Disgraced Pols to Cameo
For $500 he'll surprise your teen
daughter on her birthday with a
very personal video message only
he can deliver. |
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 Revealed: Tulsi Gabbard Placed
on Government Watchlist
“Why wouldn't she be, she's at
least a nine,” says Trump. |
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| MEDIA |
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X Rival Bluesky Offers Users
Control Over Their Own
Algorithm
You can set your personal filter to
“No Nazis,” or “Some
Nazis,” or “Only Nazis.” |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Trump Selling
Limited Edition Guitar
Latest product pushes him past Ron
Popeil in sheer tonnage of crap for
sale. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Breakthrough: Egg Came Before
Chicken, Say Researchers in
Switzerland
But the toast took forever. |
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| World's New Fastest Super-
Computer Can Simulate Nuclear |
 Bombs
Before long anyone with a
smartphone will be able to
simulate nuclear bombs. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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 Climate Summit:
Singapore Offers Attendees Beer Made
From Recycled Sewage Water
And pretzels made from don't ask. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, we mistakenly identified
Donald Trump's pick for Ambassador
to NATO as King Kong Bundy. In fact,
he picked Matthew Whitaker. Bundy
was his first choice, but declined.
We apologize for any confusion. |
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