| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Voyager 1
Spacecraft Resumes Transmission to Earth
47-year-old space probe carrying
“golden record” with sounds of humans,
animals, and music by Gershwin and
Chuck Berry now available on Spotify. |
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Report: AI Granny Keeps Scammers
on Line, Wastes Their Time
Scammers retaliate with AI grandkids,
resulting in stalemate. |
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Study: AI Better at Writing
Poems Than Shakespeare
But Shakespeare better at math. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Musk Seeks “Super High-IQ
Small-Government Revolutionaries”
to Work Long Hours at New
Dept. of Government Efficiency
“for Zero Compensation”
Of course, if they have super-duper
high-IQs they might see through it. |
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 Deepfake Mashup
of Musk, Melania Named “Elonia” a Viral Sensation
It was created from transmissions
sent by Neuralink chip planted in
Trump's brain. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to Harper's Index,
would Americans rather elect
a person of color president
or a woman? |
| A ) | A woman, by a small margin. |
| B ) | A woman, by about two to one. |
| C ) | A woman, by about three
to one. |
| C ) | A person of color, by about
three to one. |
| Hint: ladies, take a seat in
the back of the bus, please. |
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| RELIGION |
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Trump to Nominate Baptist
Minister Mike Huckabee
Ambassador to Israel
As foreseen in Book of Revelations. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Self-Driving Robotaxis Begin
Full Operation in Los Angeles
People who hate people love them. |
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