| TRAVEL |
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American Airlines Testing
Technology That Signals When
Passenger Cuts in Line at Gate
Trap door opens, offender slides down
chute, winds up outside terminal on sidewalk. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Good News: Humans Consume
Up to a Credit Card's Worth
of Plastic Every Week
Effectively removing petroleum-based carbon
products from environment, permanently
sequestering them in our bodies. |
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| LAW |
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Trump, Following Supreme
Court Decision, Will Be
Free to Order Seal Team
Six to Assassinate Biden
Or, vice versa. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Australia: Raygun
Retires From Competitive Breaking
After Olympics Fiasco
Will wait for call from “Dancing
With the Stars.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to
Harper's Index, what percentage of
American adults think they have an
idea that could make them rich? |
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A ) |
10% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
20% |
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D ) |
33% |
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| Hint: for every Manny and
Moe who says no, there's a Jack. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Being Forgetful May
Actually Be Beneficial to Your Health
Like forgetting this study. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Painting by
AI-Powered Robot Sells for $1.1 Million
Humanoid named Ai-Da (shown) has
female features, welcomes human
attention, but goes "a bit overboard"
at gallery opening and has to be
carried out. |
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