| RELIGION |
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 Study: Shroud
of Turin Not Jesus
Vatican experts conclude Jesus
“wouldn't be caught dead” in that
shroud. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Report: 1 in 20 New Wikipedia
Pages Written With Help of AI
Explains exceedingly flattering entry
on ChatbotGPT 4. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Pope Francis
Mistakenly Uses New Orleans
Saints' Hashtag in His All Saints
Day Message
Vatican denies report His Holiness
has 10,000 euros on upcoming
Atlanta Falcons game. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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Report: Musk Worked
in U.S. Illegally
Faces deportation to Mars. |
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| FEATURE |
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| New York's City Council has
voted to decriminalize jaywalking. Why? |
| A ) | Jaywalkers today
are better at avoiding cars. |
| B ) | Drivers today
are better at avoiding jaywalkers. |
| C ) | Drivers and
jaywalkers alike are staring at
their phones, so it doesn't matter. |
| D ) | 92% of those
who receive tickets are Black or Latino. |
| Hint: defund the traffic cops. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Diners at
Restaurant Located Where
Lincoln Asassination Plotted
Debate Current Election
Some also continue debating 1864
election. |
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