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PEOPLE
In Unearthed 2021 Audio, JD Vance Says Working Women “On the Path to Misery”
Prompting flood of warm praise, good wishes from Taliban.
Trump Selling Pieces of Suit He Wore During Biden Debate
“Don't worry,” he tells supporters, “I have plenty of suits.”
 
MEDIA
California Approves Legislation Banning Deepfakes
After “Gavin Newsom's Happy Ending” goes viral.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Humanoid Robot That Can Perform Acrobatic Feats Goes on Sale for $16,000
It's aimed at wealthy practical jokers who like to put a real scare into people.
BUSINESS
Media Apoplectic Over
Early Rollout of Seasonal
Pumpkin Spice Drinks

Starbucks, others blame pressure from Big Pumpkin.
 
SCIENCE
Prozac in Rivers, Streams
Changing Fish Behavior

And making for some very mellow fishermen.
First Robot Cafe Opens in Kenya
Meant to provide public some comic relief at a time country faces record unemployment.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Microplastics Found in
Human Brains

It's possible one day we'll look like living Pez dispensers.
Survey: 1 in 4 Americans
Say Life is Boring

They're never invited anywhere.

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