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PEOPLE
Former Congressman George Santos Pleads Guilty to Wire Fraud, Identity Theft
Says it'll all be worth it if he can just sell his story to Hollywood.
 
MEDIA
Musk's Own AI-Generator Creating Videos of Him, Trump Committing Robbery
“X will no longer honor free expression as of now,” he announces.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Livestock Lobby Waging War Against Lab-Grown Meat
Claim lab scientists work under brutal conditions, treated cruelly, die painful, horrific deaths.
Jerome Powell Says Fed May Cut Interest Rate in September
“I'll just decide on the spur of the moment,” he says.
SCIENCE
Study: Astrology Proves No
Better Than Random Guessing

But both much better than reasoned analysis.
Startup Hopes to Give Computers Sense of Smell
PU Technologies begins testing soon.
Scientists Propose a Lunar
Biorepository to Protect
Species From Extinction

And even if they do become extinct, they'll have the comfort of knowing their DNA is in a biodepository on the moon.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Gen Z Blames Social Media for Ruining Their Mental Health
As a result, #GenZblamessocialmedia is trending.
 
RELIGION
Evangelical Group Calls
Trump “A False Prophet”

And he “looks like a golden calf.”

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