| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Broadway Musical in
Development Based on Discovery
of Higgs Boson
Casting call goes out for "tapdancing
particle physicists." |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Changing Seasons
Bring Changing Morals
In the spring a young man's fancy
lightly turns to petty theft. |
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American Baby Boomers
Becoming Homeless at Rate
“Not Seen Since Great Depression”
“Buddy, can you spare a bitcoin?” |
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| ELECTION 2024 |
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RFK Jr's Admission He Left
Dead Bear Cub in Central
Park Shakes Up Race
He's now at 40%, picking up disaffected
Trump voters. |
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Trump Campaign Claims
It's Been Hacked
By Hillary. |
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| FEATURE |
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| While both JD Vance and Tim
Walz have served in the military, what
has Donald Trump told us of his military
experience? |
| A ) | “I
bravely led my regiment in Vietnam.” |
| B ) | “I
alone fought off the Viet Cong and saved a village.” |
| C ) | “I
suffered worse than John McCain, and
wasn't captured.” |
| D ) |
“Avoiding STDs was my
personal Vietnam.” |
| Hint: all he caught were bone
spurs. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Appears
Pale at His Press Conference
Aides blame Biden for supply chain problem
holding up shipment of Man Tan. |
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