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 Olympics: Paris
Mayor Swims in Seine to Prove It's Safe
City orders residents to not flush
their toilets while she's swimming. |
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 Yielding to
Intense Pressure From Fellow
Democrats Joe Biden Passes
Torch to Kamala Harris
He'll have more time for Pickleball. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Bruce Springsteen a Billionaire
Credits “good old common man
stick-to-it-ive-ness.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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In Latest Push, IRS Collects
$1 Billion in Back Taxes Owed by
Wealthy Individuals
Move blasted by Republicans,
many of whom owe back taxes. |
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Musk Moving X, SpaceX From
California to Texas
Finds state more hospitable to megalomaniacs. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Curiosity Rover
Discovers Pure Sulfur Deposits on Mars
Could turn Mars into stink bomb capital
of the universe. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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 First Image of Brain
on Psilocybin
Surprised researchers expected sunnyside
up egg. |
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Trump's Physician Says
He Could Live to 200
If he cuts back a bit on the Big Macs
and fries. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week we reported that
Donald Trump's pick for runningmate, J.D. Vance,
once was fearful Trump could become
“America's Hitler.” In fact,
he was “hopeful” he could
become “America's Hitler.” We
regret the error. |
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