| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Humanoid Trained
to Drive Car
Soon it will be joined by a
second humanoid and they'll set
out on a vacation to one of our
national parks. |
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Trump Claims He Had a Speech
“Beautifully Rewritten” by AI
Possibly the one where he praises
Hannibal Lecter. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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California State Fair to Offer
Marijuana for Sale, Consumption
Look for booths selling “Giant
Deep-Fried Joints.” |
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| POLL |
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62% Say Deport All
Undocumented Immigrants
“I'll pick my own fruit and vegetables,
slaughter and pack my own meat,
and clean my own hotel room thank
you,” says one respondent. |
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| ELECTION 2024 |
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Hunter Biden Conviction Could
Affect Support for Father
“I could never support someone
for president whose son is a convicted
felon,” says one Trump voter. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What do England, Canada, Japan,
India, Israel, Argentina, Australia, Kenya,
Iran, Taiwan, and Macau all have in
common? |
| A ) | They make
up G11, an expanded version of G7. |
| B ) | They're the
countries that qualified for the World
Tiddlywinks Championships. |
| C ) | They're some
of the countries that make up the
League of Unrelated Nations. |
| D ) | They're some
of the 37 countries former President
Trump can't enter due to his felony
conviction. |
| Hint: he can always
stay in a boat offshore. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Activists Deface
Stonehenge With Spray Paint
Demand "ugly, useless eyesore" be
torn down, replaced with low-cost
housing. |
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