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PEOPLE
Republicans Call Hunter Biden Trial “Fake Trial”
If he's sentenced to death “we might reconsider,” says one.
Trump Tells Probation Officer
He Has Gun in Florida

Told to keep it away from Fifth Avenue.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Scotland: Taylor Swift
Fans Cause Earthquake

Frank Sinatra fans called in to settle them down.
 
MEDIA
Research Study: More Phony News Sites Than Legitimate Ones
More phony research studies than legitimate ones.
 
BUSINESS
Tesla Shareholders Approve $46 Billion Compensation Package for Musk
But, due to lagging sales, he'll be paid in Teslas.
SCIENCE
Harvard Researchers:
Hidden UFO Civilization
Could Be on Earth

Some believe they live on the thirteenth floor.
Study: Every Elephant Has
Its Own Name

Unlike humans, most of whom are named Kevin.
Recently Discovered Papyrus Describes 5-Year-Old Jesus
Partial translation reveals the word “difficult” and the phrase “little holy terror.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Study: Average Adult Takes
in About 2,000 Microplastics
Annually Through Salt Alone

And doesn't want to hear about it.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we reported that “former President Trump, in searing 108-degree heat, told a Las Vegas crowd that he'd rather be electrocuted by the battery in a sinking electric boat than be eaten by sharks.” In fact, it was 110 degrees. We regret the error.

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