| TECHNOLOGY |
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 San Francisco:
Autonomous Robo-Taxis Set on Fire
All cabbies, cops, pedestrians, Uber
and Lyft drivers “persons of
interest.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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Penn Becomes First School to
Offer Degree in Artificial Intelligence
With plagiarism encouraged. |
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| LAW |
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Judge Orders Trump to Pay $355
Million in Civil Fraud Trial
Or $10 per sucker who donates to
his legal defense fund. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Trend: Tooth Fairies Leaving
Far Larger Sums for Lost Teeth
Kids demanding payments in crypto. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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Date Set for First Criminal
Trial of a Former President
“A date that will live in infamy,”
says Trump. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to the Congressional
Budget Office, what effect does
immigration have on our nation's
economy? |
| A ) | A loss of $7
billion over the next decade. |
| B ) | A loss of $70
billion over the next decade. |
| C ) | A loss of $700
billion over the next decade. |
| D ) | A boost of $7
trillion over the next decade. |
| Hint: instead of a wall, how
about a welcoming committee? |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Frenchman's 27-Foot-High
Matchstick Eiffel Tower Receives
Guinness World Record
Hailed as “world's largest
free-standing fire hazard.” |
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