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China: Tong
Tong, World's First AI Child,
Has Emotional Maturity of
Three-Year-Old
As confirmation, scientists who
created her say she's absolutely
impossible. |
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| MEDIA |
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FCC Outlaws AI-Generated
Voices in Robocalls
If Noam Chomsky calls wanting to
buy your house, contact the FCC. |
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| POLL |
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Majority of Americans Think
Trump Should Not Get Immunity
They've already set aside time
to watch trial. |
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| SPORTS |
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All Medals
at Paris Olympics to Contain
Piece of Eiffel Tower
Meanwhile, tower closed indefinitely
for structural repairs, inquiry into
who okayed such a terrible idea. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The National Basketball Association
began play in 1946. LeBron James
began playing in 2003. What percentage
of all players in NBA history has
LeBron James played against? |
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A ) |
3% |
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B ) |
5% |
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C ) |
10% |
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D ) |
35% |
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| Hint: now he plans to play with
his grandson. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Dartmouth Will Return to
Considering SAT Scores
And penmanship. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Report: Pensacola Minimum
Security Federal Prison May
Be Where Trump Ends Up
A prison with no conjugal visits
allowed requested by Melania. |
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