| PEOPLE |
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Trump Questions
Haley's Birthplace
She looks awful foreign to me,
he tells crowd. |
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Revealed: Epstein
Had Tapes of Clinton,
Prince Andrew, Trump, Others
Enough to start a streaming service. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Trump Says He Hopes
Economy Crashes
I only want what's best for our
country. |
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93% of Americans' Stock Market
Wealth Held by Top 10%
Top 10% defined as anyone who
knows what a portfolio is. |
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Report: Trump Earned
$8 Million From Foreign
Powers While in Office
And that's just the first two years
I assure you it's well over twenty million,
says Trump. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Commercials Featuring
Deepfakes of Stars Confusing Consumers
Does Helen Mirren really use Gorilla Glue? |
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| SCIENCE |
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Research: Dogs Can Detect
if People Are Stressed
At which point they turn on the charm. |
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Cosmic
Megastructure in Deep Space
Challenges Theories of Universe
And gives astrophysicists the willies. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Federal Scientists Recommend
Easing Restrictions on Marijuana
Find it has certain health benefits,
and provides a very nice buzz. |
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Report: Bottled Water Contains
Invisible Particles of Nanoplastics
Out of sight, out of mind, says
industry spokesperson. |
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