| PEOPLE |
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 Rick Perry
Strongly Endorses Use of Psychedelics
as Medicine
Former Texas Governor says he's
“tripped fifteen times,” is now
“one with the cosmos” and
“I know all things.” |
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 Romney Says He
Won't Seek Reelection
And if reelected, he won't serve. |
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| MEDIA |
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Scientists Find Link Between
Internet Use and Dementia
Just before they too become demented. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: ExxonMobil Secretly Encouraged
Climate Change Denial While Publicly
Acknowledging It
Company responds: “A foolish
consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA Announces New Post:
UFO Research Director
Described as “occasional, part-time
job paid on a commission basis.” |
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Webb Telescope Finds
Planet With Key Ingredients
to Life
Water, temperate climate, WiFi. |
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UFO Researcher Presents
“Mummified Extraterrestrials”
to Mexican Congress
Most are skeptical, having seen
same aliens at Knott's Berry Farm
last Halloween. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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ChatGPT Found Better Than
Doctors at Diagnosing Patients
Use will be limited until changes
made to “creepy bedside manner.” |
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