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TECHNOLOGY
Google Testing Watermarks to Identify AI-Created Images
So you can tell an original Picasso from an equally good fake.
Tiny Island Nation of Anguilla Reaping Millions Off Its Domain, .ai
It's now home to more chatbots than people.
 
POLL
30% of Children in U.S., UK Would Rather Become a YouTuber Than Teacher, Musician, Astronaut
“That's where the money is,” says one 10-year-old.
 
LAW
Many Legal Scholars Still
Believe 14th Amendment
Makes Trump Ineligible

Trump insists he voided the 14th in his head while he was still President.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Strike: Actors Fear Studios Will Scan Them, Use Image in Perpetuity
Writers similarly fear they'll be scanned and their avatars will write scripts forever, and they'll get nothing.
FEATURE
In 2019, the Business Roundtable, an organization made up of 181 CEOs, pledged to steer corporations away from the blind pursuit of profits and towards a more equitable purpose. At the time, the average CEO made about 140 times what their average worker made. Now, four years later, what is the ratio?
    A ) 120 to 1.
    B ) 100 to 1.
    C )  80 to 1.
    D ) 186 to 1.
hint: superyacht prices have soared.
 
EDUCATION
Florida Offers Alternative to SAT
With woke questions removed.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Doctor Gives McConnell Clean Bill of Health
He's cleared to resume smiling, staring into space.

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