| PEOPLE |
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 Desperate DeSantis
Dooms His Chances
Admits Trump lost. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Coming Soon:
Movie Based on Magic 8-Ball
As for when it will be released, ask
again later. |
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| MEDIA |
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LOL, ROFL, LMAO
Succeeded by IJBOL, or
“I Just Burst Out Laughing”
Next up: ISOTFA, or “I'm Sick Of These
Fuckin' Acronyms.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Zoom Asks Employees to
Return to Office
Or at least use a fake background
to make it look like their office. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: In Some Prehistoric
Cultures Women Were
Hunter-Gatherers
They also took care of the
children, defended the home,
and prepared all the meals,
while men did the rest. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Sharks Return to New York
Beaches
New York restaurants put shark
back on menu. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Hackers Gain Control of
Las Vegas Card Shuffling
Machine
As a result, someone named Arnold
“Blinky” Blickman is now the world's
richest person. |
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Revolutionary Device Turns
Sunlight Into Hydrogen by
Integrating Next-Generation
Halide Perovskite Semiconductors
With Electrocatalysts
Now everyone is asking themselves
“why didn't I think of that?” |
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