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PEOPLE
Marjorie Taylor Greene-Lauren Boebert Feud Heats Up
They'll fight on undercard of Zuckerberg-Musk bout.
Trump Says He's Received Target Letter in Jan 6 Probe
Won't say if it was a “beautiful” letter.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Reality TV Star Bethenny
Frankel Wants Reality TV
Performers to Form Union

To join, you would have to be an unemployed, self-promoting jerk.
 
MEDIA
Google to Generate News
Articles With AI

Will stop relying on internet cranks.
 
PUBLISHING
Random House Fires Dozens
of Longtime Editors

Replaces them with a spell-checker.
SCIENCE
Researchers Announce First Observation of Self-Healing Metal
Foresee self-healing tanks manned by self-healing robots fighting never-ending battles in not too distant future.
Study: Newton's First Law Doesn't Hold Up in Quantum World
For one thing, there are no apples.
Study: Snakes Appear to Comfort Each Other
They're not nearly as comforting with mice.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Death Valley Hits 130 Degrees
“But it feels like 150,” says tourist.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in an article about the strikes in Hollywood, we stated Disney CEO Bob Iger “makes $78,000 a year.” While that's a decent living for some, it should have read, “makes $78,000 a day.” We regret any confusion.

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